This website is devoted to my ongoing, and so far spectacularly unsuccessful, attempt to create a piece of art that I actually like.I’ve yet to manage it. Most of my efforts are quietly escorted to the bin, or hidden away in a drawer where they can’t make eye contact with me.You might think you’re alone in despising your own work — that special kind of loathing that only true creative ambition can provide. You’re not. There’s a whole army of us out there, sighing deeply at our own creations.It’s oddly comforting, as if knowing every brushstroke, no matter how dreadful, still counts toward the final picture.